I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-09-30 05:00 pm

Woman and her 3-month-old kitten are displaced when cat-hating in-laws come to visit, husband sides

Posted by Jesse Kessenheimer

A story went viral on Reddit this week about a woman who's in-laws hated cats. While it's already a shock that any human person could resist the adorableness of tickly whiskers, floofy tails, and a mischievous midnight ankle attack, the truly shocking part is how their family weekend turned into a cat-lover's nightmare. 

I understand being apprehensive about staying at a cat person's house for the weekend if you're allergic to cats or if you're afraid of them, but if you're in-laws are kicking you out of your own home because they just don't like kittens, that's on them. Purrhaps these parents should have booked their own accommodation instead of kicking this woman out of her house with her 3-month-old kitten, because this one domestic dispute may leave her wondering who's on her side at the end of the day. 

More likely than not, it's the playfully loyal kitten she's toting alongside her, and not the entitled in-laws invading her home. 

I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-09-30 01:00 pm

'She came just at the right time': Stray cat’s heartwarming rescue turns into a safe, loving home wi

Posted by Sarah Brown

A stray kitty showed up, sickly and small, and pawsistently chose her new humans as her safe space. After a vet visit, some TLC, and an expensive makeover (complete with microchip, medicine, and creature comforts), she was on the road to being their furever family member.

Despite being suspected as a trap-and-release kitty, no owner came forward. Instead, she made herself at home, patrolling the yard, pouncing on weeds like it was a sport, and turning hide-and-seek into an Olympic event. Even allergies couldn't keep her pawrent away. Thanks to immunotherapy shots, the once-cat-allergic hooman could finally enjoy her company without wheezing. Talk about meowgical timing!

Now, they're working on making her an indoor kitty. Both to protect local wildlife and to keep her safe. From a rough, mysterious past to belly rubs, stuffed toys, and endless love, this resilient little furball has truly found her purrfect home.

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-09-30 12:00 pm

Suburban couple brings orange tabby cat to dog park, dog "Gozer" gets intrigued, couple tries to tel

Posted by Briana Viser

When having a pet, you have to be ultra responsible. A cat is easier to care for, but even they have needs that don't just go away when you want them to. And a dog is even more responsibility. Dogs have been domesticated, but sometimes we forget their size, their nature, and where they come from. They do have that violent and animalistic nature in them, and the teeth and claws to do damage. 

A cat, though more capricious and moody in nature, simply isn't large enough to do real damage. In the story below, the protagonist is a man who's a regular at the local dog park, and claims the vibe there is a pleasant energy, filled with respectful regulars. One day, a new couple shows up not only with an aggressive Pitbull (sorry Pitbull's), but also with an orange tabby cat. For the sake of the cat, it seems awfully uneducated and blindly dangerous to bring a cat to a dog park, but read the full story to find out what happens. 

I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-09-30 11:00 am

Boyfriend demands girlfriend change her cat, Luna's, name because his sister is also named Luna, gir

Posted by Briana Viser

Names may seem a petulant or replaceable part of our lives, but the nomenclature really does matter. There's a verbal flow, an association, and our identity is encompassed with our name whether we like it or not. The same goes for animals. When an animal becomes a pet and is bestowed a name, they respond to it just the same. When I first got my cat, my roommates and I did try to change his name, but eventually nothing else made sense besides the name he came with. Whether you like it or not, the name an animal has must stick, unless you want to replace the pet entirely. 

The story here centers around the potential name change for a cat, and a potential breakup. The narrator has a cat, Luna. She starts seeing a guy, and finds out his sister is also named Luna. What are the chances? I guess not high, but sort of dramatic to demand a name change. 

I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-09-30 10:00 am

‘I am literally swimming in cats.’: A visit home unmasks a mother’s decline into dementia and an ext

Posted by Laurent Shinar

Before we begin this story, we would like to set the tone here. Degenerative illnesses are no joke, and the people who experience them have one heck of a tough time. Tougher than we could ever know, for they do not know fully what is happening to them, nor do they know how to express what is happening to them. And in certain cases it can lead to some pretty outlandish behaviors, such as the hoarding of cats that is seen in this story.

Now, of course if this story centered around a person who had all their mental faculties in check and working order, then there would be absolutely no question that they are cruel hooman beings and deserve to be punished for what they did to these cats. But seeing as the person was indeed going through dementia, and no less, going through it alone, the events of this story should be taken with that perspective. 
 

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-09-30 09:00 am

30+ Memes That Prove Cats Rule the Internet as Much as They Rule Our Homes

Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Anyone who shares their home with a cat knows the truth: you may pay the bills, but you're not really the one in charge. The moment a feline moves in, your house doesn't just get a new resident - it gets new management. And this management has fur, whiskers, and a very strong opinion on when breakfast should be served. Cats rule with a quiet confidence, patrolling the windows for invading birds, demanding their daily tribute of treats, and deciding when and where humans may occupy the furniture.

But their reign doesn't stop at home. Oh no, cats also rule the entire internet. From the very first viral videos to today's endless scroll of memes, cats have claimed the digital throne just as firmly as they've claimed the warm spot on your couch. Their antics, weird faces, and mysterious behavior provide us with an endless supply of laughter that spreads across timelines like wildfire.

So, let's embrace it: our homes are ruled by cats, and so is the online sphere. And honestly, we wouldn't have it any other way. That's why we've gathered these memes celebrating the feline meownarchy - because whether your cat is currently snoozing on your laptop or plotting their next zoomies session, there's no denying it: cats rule everything around us.

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Cake Wrecks ([syndicated profile] cakewrecks_feed) wrote2025-09-30 01:00 pm

Listen! Do You Smell That?

Posted by Jen

Yesterday I read an article about "swallowable perfume," a new form of perfume that comes in capsules. That you swallow. Ergo, "swallowable perfume."

Look, I couldn't make this stuff up, guys.

Anyway, it got me to thinking: how long before this is incorporated into food? You know, like cake? And what would an ingestible perfume cake look like, anyway? Would decorators try to reflect the scent in the cake's design?

These are all important questions, which I think deserve answers. You know, for science. And laughs. But mostly science.

So, as a public service, here are a few suggestions for some classic perfume scents:

Obsession

This would have to be a

revamped

formula, of course, with top notes of blood, wet dog, and a little patchouli.

Poison

Lucky for me, I've developed an immunity to iocane powder.

I'm sure you've heard of Chanel #5, but here's one for its lesser-known predecessor, Chanel #2:

Q: Why did Tigger have his head in the river?

A: He was looking for Pooh! Because Poo smells grrrrreat!

White Shoulders

I bet you never realized how weird that perfume name was until right now.

Contradiction

Something here doesn't add up.

Miracle

Even the balloons are defying the laws of gravity!

Lucky You

Say, here's a tip:

***

***

Ah. Never mind; false alarm.

Thanks to Sarah P., Crazy Z., Michelle S., Caren, Celeste G., Amy C., & Colleen W. Smell you later, guys!

I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-09-30 06:00 am

'Now we can finally throw his ugly stuff out': Girlfriend humiliates her boyfriend for missing his 1

Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

You know, we genuinely believe that most problems in relationships can be solves - with proper communication and honestly, you can tackle anything. Well, almost anything. Some people are just… not meant to be, and one of the things that can bring that to light the fastest is seeing how your partner acts with your cat. A cat's trust is something that has to be earned, it's not simply given by them. And if your cat does not approve, or if you don't approve of the way that they act with your cat, then maybe they are not for you. 

We have seen it time and time again throughout our time writing at ICHC - cats saving their owners from bad partners. Boyfriends thinking their girlfriends are unhygienic for kissing their cats on their foreheads, girlfriends being jealous of their boyfriend's cats and the affection they have for them, getting asked to abandon your cat because your new partner doesn't like them - bad relationships dodged thanks to cats. And today, we have yet another example of cats saving their owners. 

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-09-30 02:00 pm

21 Furtastic Pictures of Cattos Casually Sitting Like Hoomans and Forgetting They’re Not People

Posted by Sarah Brown

Cats have many talents: napping anywhere, knocking things off counters, and giving side-eye sharp enough to cut glass. But perhaps their funniest hidden skill is sitting like hoomans. You know the pose: belly out, back slouched, back legs splayed like a tiny couch potato. Suddenly, your sophisticated feline transforms into a furry roommate who looks like they're waiting for the next episode of their favorite show.

It's endlessly amusing because cats do it with such nonchalance. One minute they're grooming, the next they plop down with paws resting on their belly like they're contemplating life's big questions. "Why no snacks yet?" or "Do I really need to chase that red dot?"

These awkward yet adorable positions turn our regal furballs into comedy gold. No matter how majestic a cat usually acts, the hooman-sit brings them back down to earth. From tiny loafs to full-on recliners, these cattos prove one thing: they may not pay rent, but they've mastered the art of lounging like the rest of us.

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-09-30 08:00 am

A Pawsitively Silly Purrgatory Filled With 23 Chaotic Cat Memes Purrfect for Spooky Season

Posted by Blake Seidel

Cats and Halloween go together like peanut butter and jelly. There's nothing cuter than dressing up your cat in an awwdorable costume, and if you have a black cat, you don't even need to get them a costume (although, we highly encourage it because it's one of the only excuses you get to do so all year)! Black cats thrive during spooky season, it's like talking with an astrology person during their birth month - they just feel all that cosmic energy flowing through them to fulfill their fluffy potential.

Spooky season embraces the coming of cold weather, a general darkness, and chaos. What else can we all think of that likes when we turn on the heat, darkness, and chaos? Cats, obviously! They are creatures of the night, hunters and huntresses of our heating pads. It's like they were made for the Halloween season, and we have plenty of feline funnies to present as evidence for our case. If cats and Halloween go together like peanut butter and jelly, then cat memes and spooky season go together like pumpkin and spice. And we all know how well that goes together - pumpkin spice has literally taken over an entire season. 

If you like pumpkin, spice, and meowverything nice, you'll love these chaotic cat memes below that are purrfect fur getting into the spooky season mewd!

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-09-30 07:00 am

Man shows what happens when you turn your back on cheetahs and leopards, and their reactions are ent

Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

It's a running joke with us here at ICHC, that one day, one of us editors is going to end up on the news for… trying to pet something that we probably shouldn't have. There's like- a 50/50 chance of that actually happening. Because we really cannot stop ourselves. We want to pet a lion. More than anything. We want to cuddle with a cheetah. So, so much. We want to hang out with a panther. Because it just seems so… fun. And crazy as that may sound to some of you, we know that a whole bunch of you relate. And it's not entirely our fault, not when videos like this exist.

This man tries to make us understand the danger of being around these big cats. One wrong move… and you'll end up on the news. That's what he tries to show. Instead, we kind of understand now that we should probably not turn our back on a leopard, but a cheetah… will give us a back hug. 

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-09-29 06:00 pm

Woman reunites with cat after 10 years thanks to microchip, decides not to contact former owners aft

Posted by Isabella Penn

Sometimes a microchipping a pet really is a lifeline. One former cat mom shared how she adopted a kitten back in 2012, only to rehome her with a friend when a cross-country move made it impossible to keep her. She lost contact with her friend after about a year, and the cat's story seemed to end there. Until this summer, when the shelter called to say her old pet had been brought in.

The cat was in rough shape, severe flea allergy, dermatitis, arthritis, and several benign lumps. Vets suspected she'd been living on the streets for a while. The woman drove across the country to pick her up, and after two months of treatment (equating to about $1200 in vet bills) the cat's fur grew back, her weight stabilized, and she finally looked comfortable and healthy again.

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-09-29 04:00 pm
I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-09-29 03:00 pm

24 Clawsome Pictures of Cats Treating Houseplants Like Personal Salad Bars

Posted by Sarah Brown

Cats may look regal and refined, but bring a plant into the house and suddenly they're gourmewt salad enthusiasts. From crunchy leaves to delicate petals, felines see greenery as their personal buffet… and no plant is safe.

Spider plant? Chomped. Aloe? Sampled. That carefully nurtured monstera? Now featuring bite marks shaped like tiny teeth. Even the plants that are supposed to be "cat safe" get munched within minutes. It's not about hunger. It's about cattitude. Because why nibble kibble when you can shred your hooman's decorative greenery instead?

Of course, cats don't just eat plants. They perform plantastrophes. Pots get toppled, dirt gets flung like confetti, and leaves become new toys. One paw swipe and your ficus goes from thriving to flopping. And while you're busy Googling "how to revive a chewed-up fern," your kitty is sprawled nearby, licking their paws with zero regret.

At the end of the day, plants are just another playground for our furry friends. To them, your living room is less a curated jungle and more an all-you-can-eat salad bar with complimentary chaos.

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-09-29 02:00 pm

A Purrfect Puddle of Purring Kitties for Prime Scrolling Purposes

Posted by Briana Viser

We all have something we love scrolling. Do you ever find yourself with your finger on your screen for hours wondering how you got in this rabbit hole of images, and why your brain likes this particular theme of reels? I always wonder what other people are looking at. It feels like such an intimate part of us, at least it does for me. Scrolling through a collection of purring kitties says that the person is probably sweet and loving at heart, that they enjoy the simple things, that they love animals and cats in particular. The serene, sleepy faces of a kitty remind us to breathe slower, to embrace stillness, and to find comfort in the simplest pleasures. After all, cats never feel guilty about taking a nap or sprawling across the warmest sunbeam in the room. Why should you?

These adorable cats provide comfort after a long day in the office, a fight with your partner, or after you've exhausted your other scrolling reels. Enjoy their cuteness!

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